Geben sie ihrem baby eine korrekte ausbildung, früh.

Some parents-to-be can get pretty hyper about 'educating' their developing fetus...employing methods as monstrous as playing recorded physics problems through padded headphones, directly through the mother's tum. There are books you can read to your baby in utero and recitations to make in hopes the little muffin will pick up various precision skills and cognitive abilities galore - genius attributes. I can't say I blame them for trying - and who's to say it doesn't have an impact...it just seems kind of boring to sit through hours of narrated Feynman or Witten theories and, truth be told, I don't understand the stuff myself.

We're following suit to some degree, providing our child with a pre-birth education suitable to our own less 'academic' lifestyle. There are, of course, stories and conversation in Persian. But what I know for a fact this little basketball has a propensity for and enjoys the most is music. The German and French varieties to be specific. Every time we cruise around with die Fantastischen Vier or Kyo blasting this baby kicks up a storm - I can only assume practicing the dance moves is an integral part of fetal development and in this way we are enhancing the process by providing fabulous sounds to frolick to and perhaps baby erlernt ein wenig Deutsches auf der seite.



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